Friday, October 04, 2002

Take aim
Planet Pink Slip- humor for us unemployed.
Top 10 Pink Slip Party Pick-up Lines
* 10. "Let's go back to my place and polish our resumes."
* 9. "Baby, who was the fool who let you go?"
* 8. "Surely you've got an opening I could fill."
* 7. "Is that venture capital in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
* 6. "This could be the start-up of something beautiful."
* 5. "Can you believe what Erica did on All My Children today?"
* 4. "Honey, have I got a job for you!"
* 3. "Tonight's the night for my IPO of love."
* 2. "Hi. I'm Michael Dell."
* 1. "You'd be perfect in the position I'm thinking of."

Top 10 Ways Getting Laid Off Is Like Getting Laid
* 10. It happens to hundreds of people every day.
* 9. You sleep late the morning after.
* 8. If you're in the right position, you'll last longer.
* 7. The end result: downsizing.
* 6. They ask you to take your belongings with you when you leave.
* 5. There's lots of concern about your package.
* 4. You don't have to see the person who did it to you the next day.
* 3. It's over before you know it.
* 2. Why does it happen? Bush.
* 1. Either way, you're screwed

Odd Todd- laid off Lots to see.

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