Tuesday, July 16, 2002

when you don't feel fat enough....Ukrainian company offers "fat in chocolate" bar. Get Calista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle 300 cases...stat!

The 21st annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for horrible writing has a winner.
The winning first sentence to a fake novel was ""On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained." Congrats to Rephah Berg. Maybe I should try to enter that this coming year. Thought about it but never got around to it this time.

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